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riddlemetom:

the 7th harry potter book was released july 21st 2007 that is exactly 7 years ago today

today’s the day to make a horcrux y’all

Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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alvxandra:

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i’ve never seen something so accurate

theyellowbrickroad:

all of my plans for the future start out with “when i get rich”

bubonickitten:

…did i just witness a three-way crossover

yes

yes i did

urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

hellatubbie:

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